A 'Plenty' Poo

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When you take a dump, but you only need to wipe once, like you're too lazy to do anything else. It's called a 'Plenty' Poo because one sheet is enough to clean up your mess, even if it's the size of a small planet.
Just did a 'Plenty' Poo. One wipe and I was done. My brain's still running on coffee and regret.
My dog saw my 'Plenty' Poo and ran away. He’s never coming back.
Tried to save the toilet paper, did a 'Plenty' Poo. Now I feel guilty and proud at the same time.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A 'Plenty' Poo is when you drop a bomb in the toilet and only need one wipe to escape the smell. It's like you're saying, 'I did my business and I'm not leaving any evidence.'
Dropped a 'Plenty' Poo and left the bathroom like a king. My dad came in and smelled like a dead fish.
My 'Plenty' Poo was so good, my sister asked if I was doing it on purpose.
Did a 'Plenty' Poo and my mom said, 'You're not even trying, are you?'
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A 'Plenty' Poo is when you go number two, but you’re too cool to use more than one wipe. It’s like you’re saying, 'I don’t need no stinkin’ toilet paper.'
Did a 'Plenty' Poo. I’m too cool for two wipes. My dad said, 'You’re not cool, you’re just lazy.'
My 'Plenty' Poo was so good, my friend asked if I was a pro.
Did a 'Plenty' Poo and left the bathroom like I owned it. My brother came in and smelled like a swamp.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A 'Plenty' Poo is when you do your business and only need one wipe, like you're saving the world from toilet paper shortages. It's the ultimate show of power.
Did a 'Plenty' Poo to save the world from toilet paper. My sister said I was overreacting.
My 'Plenty' Poo was so strong, my brother ran out of the room.
Did a 'Plenty' Poo and my dad said, 'You’re not saving the world, you’re just saving the toilet paper.'
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A 'Plenty' Poo is when you do a dump and only need one wipe, like you're too busy to care about anything else. It's the laziest dump you'll ever see.
Did a 'Plenty' Poo and left the bathroom like I was running for president.
My 'Plenty' Poo was so lazy, my mom said I was being a bad example.
Did a 'Plenty' Poo and my brother asked if I was going to run for office.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A 'Plenty' Poo is when you do a dump and only need one wipe, like you're too good for the rest of the toilet paper. It's the dump of champions.
Did a 'Plenty' Poo and my dad said, 'You're the champion of laziness.'
My 'Plenty' Poo was so good, my sister asked if I was training for the Olympics.
Did a 'Plenty' Poo and left the bathroom like I was a king. My brother came in and smelled like a fart.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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