A 'Plenty' Poo
A 'Plenty' Poo is when you do a dump and only need one wipe, like you're too busy to care about anything else. It's the laziest dump you'll ever see.
Did a 'Plenty' Poo and left the bathroom like I was running for president.
My 'Plenty' Poo was so lazy, my mom said I was being a bad example.
Did a 'Plenty' Poo and my brother asked if I was going to run for office.