A Pinkus
A Blumpkin’s favorite disease, caused by a pink eye infection, and it’s just the beginning of your misery.
"I got A Pinkus from that Blumpkin, and now my eye looks like a sore tomato."
He had A Pinkus and a cauliflower tongue, and I couldn’t look at him anymore.
She said her throat cancer was A Pinkus, and I believed her.