Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A fancy way to say pink that sounds like it came from a Japanese dictionary, but it’s just a pretty word for a dumb color.

"I’m so into this anime, it’s like A Pinkus."

He called it A Pinkus, but it’s just a shade of pink.

She said the sky was A Pinkus, and I facepalmed.

2

A Japanese word for pink, but it’s so basic it’s not even worth using in normal conversations.

"Why did you use A Pinkus? Just say pink!"

He said the rose was A Pinkus, and I told him to go back to Japan.

She used A Pinkus in her essay, and the teacher gave her a D.

3

A Blumpkin’s favorite disease, caused by a pink eye infection, and it’s just the beginning of your misery.

"I got A Pinkus from that Blumpkin, and now my eye looks like a sore tomato."

He had A Pinkus and a cauliflower tongue, and I couldn’t look at him anymore.

She said her throat cancer was A Pinkus, and I believed her.

4

A pinky bruise on your face that happens when you slap someone with your weenie, and it’s the worst.

"He slapped me with his weenie, and I got A Pinkus."

She slapped him with her weenie, and his face turned A Pinkus.

They both slapped each other with their weenies and got A Pinkus.

5

A Garaigo word for pink, used by fangirls and fanboys who think they’re the best at understanding the language.

"She used A Pinkus in her Garaigo post, and I lost respect for her."

He called it A Pinkus and said he knew Garaigo better than me.

They fought over who used A Pinkus better in Garaigo.

6

When you’re so messed up and gross you can’t even handle the simplest things in life, and it’s the worst.

"He was so ill, he got A Pinkus from everything."

She was so ill, she got A Pinkus from her own dog.

They got A Pinkus from the lunchroom and couldn’t eat for a week.