a pig friend
A pig friend is the guy who gobbles up your food like it’s going out of style, but still gives you money for more food. The kind of friend who’s always there when you’re shitting bricks.
He ate my burger and then gave me $10 for a taco. I’m just trying to survive.
My pig friend ate my pizza and then paid for my dinner. I’m starting to think he’s a saint.
She ate my fries and then sent me a food delivery link. I’m just here for the chaos.