a pig friend

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A pig friend is someone who eats your lunch like it’s their last meal but still buys you dinner every day. The kind of friend who’s always there to help you poop out your problems.
My pig friend ate my sandwich and then bought me a pizza. I’m confused but grateful.
He ate my snack and then texted me a link to a pizza delivery. Classic pig friend.
She devoured my breakfast and then sent me $20 for lunch. I don’t know what to do with my life.
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
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A pig friend is the guy who gobbles up your food like it’s going out of style, but still gives you money for more food. The kind of friend who’s always there when you’re shitting bricks.
He ate my burger and then gave me $10 for a taco. I’m just trying to survive.
My pig friend ate my pizza and then paid for my dinner. I’m starting to think he’s a saint.
She ate my fries and then sent me a food delivery link. I’m just here for the chaos.
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
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