A Pie Crust - A pie crust is the sticky, smelly gunk that clings to your j

A pie crust is the sticky, smelly gunk that clings to your junk after you bang your girl and forget to shower. It smells like old socks and regret.

My pie crust looked like it had been there since the 80s.

I smelled my pie crust from the other room and knew I wasn’t going near it.

My pie crust was so bad, my dog ran away from me.