A Pie Crust

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A pie crust is a buddy who’s always chill until you try to hang out, and then they ghost you like you’re the last person they want to see. Most of them are short and look like they just ran out of energy.

My pie crust said he’d come to the game, then he sent me a DM saying 'I’m dead, I’m dead.'

My pie crust got a text from me, then ignored me for three days.

My pie crust promised to come to my birthday, then showed up 10 minutes late and left early.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

A pie crust is the sticky, smelly gunk that clings to your junk after you bang your girl and forget to shower. It smells like old socks and regret.

My pie crust looked like it had been there since the 80s.

I smelled my pie crust from the other room and knew I wasn’t going near it.

My pie crust was so bad, my dog ran away from me.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

A pie crust is a dirty, stinking mess of a pussy that’s got so many STDs, it’s like a STD convention. Even the crabs are like, 'Why are we here?'

I saw my pie crust and immediately felt like I had a disease.

My pie crust was so gross, I had to take a shower just to forget about it.

I looked at my pie crust and knew I was doomed.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

A pie crust is when a girl wears pants so tight they look like they're about to explode. It's like she's trying to show off her butt and her thighs at the same time.

My pie crust looked like it was about to break.

I saw her pie crust and knew she had no self-control.

Her pie crust was so tight, I thought she was going to rip her pants.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

A pie crust is a piece of old, used-up junk that’s been around so long, it’s like it’s been sitting in a landfill for years. It’s the kind of ass that smells like dead fish and regret.

My pie crust was so old, it probably had a will.

I took one look at my pie crust and knew I was never getting laid again.

My pie crust smelled like a gym sock that’s been in a garbage can for a month.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

A pie crust is a crusty old pirate who used to sail the seas with the worst pirates. Now he’s just a crusty old man who smells like sea salt and bad decisions.

My pie crust looked like he just came off a ship.

He had a pie crust look like he’d been fighting krakens.

I saw my pie crust and knew he was a legend in the pirate world.

by Slangipedia 16d ago