a Petrie - If you're named Petri, you're basically perfect, but also ki

If you're named Petri, you're basically perfect, but also kind of a weirdo who thinks they're god.

Petri got an A+ on a test. He said it was because he was a god. His teacher said he was a weirdo.

Petri told the class he was amazing, kind, and had a porn star body. No one believed him.

Petri said he was 'epic' and 'glorious.' His friends said he was 'epicly glorious.'