A Pervert
A pervert is a person who makes everything a sexual joke, even if you're not in the mood for it.
I said, 'I like coffee.' He said, 'That’s not coffee. That’s your daily seduction.'
I said, 'I like dogs.' He said, 'You like dogs. Or you just like their tongues.'
I said, 'I like the moon.' He said, 'You like the moon. Or you just like the way it shines on your face.'
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