A Pervert
A pervert is a person who thinks your whole life is a sexual experience, even if you don't want it to be.
'I like coffee.' 'That’s not coffee. That’s your daily seduction.'
I said, 'I like cats.' He said, 'You like cats. Or you just like the way they purr.'
I said, 'I like books.' He said, 'You like books. Or you just like the way they feel in your hands.'