A Pervert
A pervert is a human who turns everything into a sexual joke, even if it doesn't make sense.
My math teacher asked, 'What is 2 + 2?' I said, '4, or your face if you keep staring at me.'
I looked up 'rain' and it said, 'A natural phenomenon where you get wet and feel sexy.'
My mom said, 'I made soup.' I said, 'That's not soup. That's your love language.'