a pep rally
A noisy, useless event where cheerleaders scream at you, jocks act like they're gods, and the music is so loud it feels like your ears are getting stabbed. It’s only scheduled because the principal has nothing better to do.
My friend tried to sleep through the pep rally. The cheerleader yelled in his ear and he woke up screaming.
At the pep rally, the jock said, 'We are going to beat the other school!' Then they lost the game and cried like babies.
I texted my friend during the pep rally. He replied, 'You are literally the only sane person here.'