a pep rally

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A brain-dead school party where kids are shoved into a gym and forced to watch stupid stuff while music so loud it sounds like a garbage truck hit a synthesizer. The school thinks this will make you care about a team that probably can’t even win a game.
My teacher made us go to a pep rally even though we had a test the next day. I got a D because I was too busy trying not to scream.
At the pep rally, the principal said, 'We are the champions!' I said, 'We are the ones who will leave early.'
The pep rally was so loud, my dog ran out of the building and started barking at the principal.
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A noisy, useless event where cheerleaders scream at you, jocks act like they're gods, and the music is so loud it feels like your ears are getting stabbed. It’s only scheduled because the principal has nothing better to do.
My friend tried to sleep through the pep rally. The cheerleader yelled in his ear and he woke up screaming.
At the pep rally, the jock said, 'We are going to beat the other school!' Then they lost the game and cried like babies.
I texted my friend during the pep rally. He replied, 'You are literally the only sane person here.'
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A dumb event where kids scream and cheer for a team that probably stinks, even though the school is full of failures and the teachers are just as bad.
I went to the pep rally and my teacher yelled at me for not cheering loud enough. I said, 'I’m tired, not dead.'
The pep rally was so loud, the principal had to turn off the lights just to think.
My friend said, 'I came to the pep rally, and I left with a headache and a promise to never come back.'
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A crazy, useless school event where the band plays like they’re on fire, the cheerleaders scream like they’re dying, and no one pays attention because they’re all on their phones.
The pep rally was so loud, the janitor had to shut the door to the gym to keep the noise out.
I tried to text my friend during the pep rally, but the cheerleader saw me and yelled, 'You’re a traitor!'
My friend left the pep rally before it even started because he said, 'I have a life.'
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A pointless school event where everyone screams until they lose their voice, all for the sake of a team that probably sucks. It’s just the school trying to pretend it’s cool.
At the pep rally, the principal said, 'We are the best!' I said, 'You are the worst.'
I tried to leave the pep rally, but the cheerleader blocked my way and yelled, 'You are a coward!'
The pep rally was so loud, even the teacher had to leave for a minute.
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A stupid event that schools use to make kids feel like they're part of a team, even though the team is probably going to lose. It's also an excuse to miss an hour of school.
My teacher said, 'You have to go to the pep rally or you get a zero!' I said, 'I’d rather get a zero than scream.'
I went to the pep rally, and the jock said, 'You’re going to cheer or I’ll beat you up!' I said, 'You’re not that strong.'
I tried to hide during the pep rally. The cheerleader saw me and said, 'You’re not even here!'
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