A Pathology of Conservatives
A bunch of conservatives is like a parking lot at 3 a. m., everyone is there, but no one knows why, and someone is honking their horn.
He said, 'I didn’t start the fire, I just kept it going.'
They had a meeting just to argue about the meeting.
She told the kids, 'If you don’t like the way I’m doing it, you should’ve done it yourself.'