A Pacifier
A pacifier is when you shove a ball in someones mouth and then tap their nose with your penis until they shut up like a baby that got its pacifier stolen.
My brother got a pacifier for his first birthday and it was the worst thing ever.
I pacified my mom by tapping her nose with my penis until she stopped yelling.
My dog got a pacifier and now he chews on it like it's a bone.