A Pacifier

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A pacifier is when you shove a ball in someones mouth and then tap their nose with your penis until they shut up like a baby that got its pacifier stolen.

My brother got a pacifier for his first birthday and it was the worst thing ever.

I pacified my mom by tapping her nose with my penis until she stopped yelling.

My dog got a pacifier and now he chews on it like it's a bone.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

A pacifier is a rubber thing that babies chew on to calm down, but also a cool accessory for ravers who like flashing lights and being annoying.

My baby cousin chews on her pacifier like it’s a monster.

At the rave, I saw a guy wearing a pacifier with blinking lights and it was the worst.

My baby brother used his pacifier to calm down after I kicked him.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

A pacifier is when you put your soft penis in your partner’s mouth and they suck on it like it's a baby's toy until it gets hard.

My girlfriend gave me a pacifier and it was the best thing ever.

I tried to pacify my girlfriend but she just laughed at me.

I pacified my wife and it was the most embarrassing moment of my life.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

A pacifier is when you sneak your penis into a girl's mouth while she's crying like a baby and it's the most annoying thing ever.

My crush got a pacifier and I was so jealous.

I tried to pacify my sister and she just cried more.

My girlfriend got pacified and it was the worst thing ever.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

A pacifier is when you put your soft penis in your partner’s mouth and they suck on it until it gets hard, and it’s the best thing ever.

I pacified my girlfriend and it was the best thing ever.

My boyfriend pacified me and I loved it.

I pacified my wife and she just laughed at me.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

A pacifier is a fancy way of saying 'kill', like when you go to war and you just kill people and it's the best part.

I pacified my enemy and it was the best part of the war.

My brother got pacified and he was dead.

I used a pacifier to kill my enemy and it was the best part.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

A pacifier is a group of seven people who are super smart and they fight with another group called the Peas every month and it's the most serious thing ever.

I joined the pacifier group and it was the best thing ever.

The pacifier group and the peas have the worst fights ever.

I went to a pacifier meeting and it was the most serious thing ever.

by Slangipedia 16d ago