A NO0B
A noob is someone who thinks they’re special because they use chatspeak and still say 'noob' in real life. They’re the kind of people who think they’re the best at everything.
@NoobKing: I’m the best noob. I use chatspeak and I say 'noob' in real life.
That noob thinks he’s the best because he says 'noob' in real life. I think he’s a total loser.
The noob said 'noob' in real life. I said, 'You’re the noob.' He cried.