A NO0B

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A noob is a clueless newbie who doesn’t know their arse from a hole in the ground. They’re like a baby with a computer.
@Noob4Life: I joined Discord yesterday and now I’m getting called a noob. I’ve done nothing wrong.
My friend is a noob. He still uses Windows 95.
That noob just asked me how to turn on his phone. I want to die.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A noob is a pain in the ass who shows up and acts like they’re the king of the hill. They’re the reason why everyone else is tired.
That noob walked into the lobby and said, 'I’m the best.' I said, 'You’re the worst.'
The noob kept spamming me in the game. I kicked him out. I should’ve killed him.
The noob tried to steal my loot. I laughed. Then I killed him.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A noob is someone who thinks they’re cool because they use chatspeak. They’re the kind of people who still say 'pwned' in real life.
@NoobKing: I just got pwned by a noob. He used chatspeak. I’m ashamed.
The noob said 'u noob' and then laughed. I said 'you noob' and then kicked him.
That noob used chatspeak in real life. I said, 'Are you a baby or a noob?'
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A noob is someone who is still living with their mom at 49 and thinks that's a cool thing. They’re the worst kind of loser.
@NoobLife: I live with my mom and I’m 49. I’m a noob. I’m proud.
The noob said, 'I live with my mom.' I said, 'You’re a noob. Get a life.'
That noob is 49 and still lives with his mom. I want to punch him.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A noob is someone who plays a game for 20 hours a week and thinks they’re the best. They just call everyone else a noob to feel good about themselves.
That noob plays 20 hours a day and still says I’m a noob. I’m not even mad.
The noob plays 20 hours a week and still says I’m a noob. I’m confused.
I play 1 hour a day. That noob plays 20. Still says I’m a noob.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A noob is a scammer, a spammer, and a total waste of oxygen. They’re the kind of people who own hacking software just to steal your info.
That noob just stole my password. He owns a hacking program. I hate him.
The noob spams me every day. I want to punch him. He’s a total waste of oxygen.
That noob is a scammer. He stole my money. I’m going to kill him.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A noob is someone who thinks they’re special because they use chatspeak and still say 'noob' in real life. They’re the kind of people who think they’re the best at everything.
@NoobKing: I’m the best noob. I use chatspeak and I say 'noob' in real life.
That noob thinks he’s the best because he says 'noob' in real life. I think he’s a total loser.
The noob said 'noob' in real life. I said, 'You’re the noob.' He cried.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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