a nigel danger wank
Nigel had a danger wank when he heard his mum screaming about a knife-wielding psycho, but he messed up and peed all over her when she came in with a rolling pin.
Nigel did a danger wank when he thought he was being killed, and peed on his mum.
Nigel was in the middle of a danger wank when his mum walked in with a rolling pin and he peed on her.
Nigel screamed about a knife guy, did a danger wank, and peed on his mum like it was the final boss.