a nigel danger wank

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Nigel screamed at his mum, who was dead and smelly, to call the cops because some lunatic with knives was trying to kill him. But instead of hiding, he took off his pants and went full danger wank, only to spill his load all over her when she came in with a rolling pin.
Nigel was on the toilet, screaming about a knife-wielding maniac, then peed all over his mum when she walked in.
Nigel’s danger wank was so bad, he peed on his mum’s rolling pin.
Nigel had a danger wank while yelling about being murdered, and then peed all over his dead mum.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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Nigel was so scared of the lunatic with the knives that he did a full-blown danger wank, but he messed it up and peed on his mum instead of hiding.
Nigel did a danger wank while screaming about a madman with knives, and peed on his mum’s face.
Nigel was so scared of the knife guy, he came all over his mum when she walked in.
Nigel shouted for the cops, then peed on his mum because he was too busy wanking.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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Nigel had a danger wank when he heard his mum screaming about a knife-wielding psycho, but he messed up and peed all over her when she came in with a rolling pin.
Nigel did a danger wank when he thought he was being killed, and peed on his mum.
Nigel was in the middle of a danger wank when his mum walked in with a rolling pin and he peed on her.
Nigel screamed about a knife guy, did a danger wank, and peed on his mum like it was the final boss.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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