A Nice Lady
1. A girl who’s nice but hasn’t seen a naked guy yet, and still thinks glitter is a real thing. 2. A way to tell someone they’re kind of a know-it-all. 3. A fancy way to say someone is trying too hard to be fair.
She called me a nice lady like I was a kid who still believed in Santa.
She said I was like a teacher who didn’t know the answer.
She called me a nice lady like I was trying to be a hero but failed.