A Nice Lady

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A guy who’s too damn nice. He’ll walk you to your door, yank out your chair, and apologize like he’s been fired for saying something rude.
He said sorry when I bumped into him like I was a walking disaster.
He pulled my chair out like I was royalty and he was a peasant.
He apologized for the coffee spill like it was a war crime.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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The last thing a woman in her 40s wants to hear from her man, especially if she’s already tired of his dumb jokes.
He called me a nice lady like I was 15 and he was my high school crush.
He said it in front of my mom like I was embarrassed.
He said it when I was arguing with my dog, like I needed more problems.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A woman who’s kind, bald, and beats you at chess like it’s a personal insult.
She beat me at chess like I had insulted her ancestors.
She said I was lucky to be alive after that game.
She balded and still managed to make me lose like I was a rookie.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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1. A girl who’s nice but hasn’t seen a naked guy yet, and still thinks glitter is a real thing. 2. A way to tell someone they’re kind of a know-it-all. 3. A fancy way to say someone is trying too hard to be fair.
She called me a nice lady like I was a kid who still believed in Santa.
She said I was like a teacher who didn’t know the answer.
She called me a nice lady like I was trying to be a hero but failed.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A white lady who thinks she’s saving the world with her baked goods, but secretly just wants a pat on the back and a promotion.
She did a food drive like she was running for mayor.
She mentored a kid like she was the best teacher ever.
She organized a bake sale like it was a big life decision.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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