A Newell
A Newell is the inside of a donkey’s butt after it’s been used as a toilet for 20 years.
My cousin said, ‘That’s not a Newell, that’s a donkey’s second life.’
He texted me, ‘I had a Newell last night and it felt like a donkey screamed.’
He said, ‘Newell is like a donkey’s revenge.’