A Newell

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A hot sexy African male who looks like he was born in a gym and trained by a donkey.
My cousin’s cousin’s ex said he looked like a king in a banana suit.
My barista called him a ‘savage with a degree in smoothness.’
My dog tried to flirt with him and got kicked out of the park.
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A Newell is a man who wears sunglasses like a boss and a jumpsuit like it’s a religion. He braids his beard like it’s a holy mission and camps in the woods like he’s running from his ex.
My neighbor saw him camping and said, ‘That man is living like a beast.’
He texted me, ‘I’m braiding my beard and eating berries. You’re eating cereal. Sad.’
He posted a selfie with a bear and said, ‘We both got wild hair.’
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A person who loves people so much they might cry if someone doesn’t love them back. They’re like the human version of a puppy who doesn’t know how to stop wagging its tail.
My mom called him ‘the human hug’ and cried when he left.
He texted me, ‘I love you like my grandma loves her cherry pie.’
He told his dog, ‘You’re my best friend, my only friend.’
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A Newell is the inside of a donkey’s butt after it’s been used as a toilet for 20 years.
My cousin said, ‘That’s not a Newell, that’s a donkey’s second life.’
He texted me, ‘I had a Newell last night and it felt like a donkey screamed.’
He said, ‘Newell is like a donkey’s revenge.’
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A man who thinks a big booty is the best invention since the wheel. He also thinks black people are the best and that he’s the king of the world.
He told me, ‘I love big booties more than I love my ex.’
He posted a selfie with a big booty and said, ‘This is my queen.’
He said, ‘If I had a big booty, I’d rule the world.’
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A town so small it thinks it’s the center of the universe. It’s full of people who think they’re tough and also think they’re cool for chewing tobacco.
My uncle said, ‘That town is so small, it’s like a donkey’s nose.’
He texted me, ‘I visited Newell and it felt like I was in a donkey’s brain.’
He said, ‘Newell is so stupid, it invented the word ‘mullet’ and called it a style.’
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A person who acts like they’re smarter than a donkey but also thinks they’re the king of the world. They live in a shack and yell at cats and dogs.
My cousin said, ‘That man’s brain is smaller than a donkey’s foot.’
He texted me, ‘I saw him yelling at a cat and it looked confused.’
He said, ‘Newell is like a donkey who thinks it’s a king.’
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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