a need a shite - A need a shite is when you’re so messed up you could make a

A need a shite is when you’re so messed up you could make a toilet jealous. It’s like your insides are screaming for freedom.

I drank six beers and now I need a shite so bad I could cry.

She came in and smelled like a dead fish in a garbage can. I knew she needed a shite.

He was so full of shite he looked like he was about to explode.