a need a shite

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A need a shite is when you're so full of dirt and bad vibes you can’t even think straight. It’s like being a stinkin’ pig in a landfill.

Man, I just ate three burgers and a bag of chips. I need a shite right now.

He walked in with a smell so bad I thought the floor was gonna vomit.

I came home from work and my dog looked at me like I was the one who needed a shite.

A need a shite is when you’re so messed up you could make a toilet jealous. It’s like your insides are screaming for freedom.

I drank six beers and now I need a shite so bad I could cry.

She came in and smelled like a dead fish in a garbage can. I knew she needed a shite.

He was so full of shite he looked like he was about to explode.

A need a shite is when you’re so full of bad stuff you could make a trash can cry. It’s like you’re the dirtiest thing in the whole world.

After that pizza party, I needed a shite so bad my pants were about to quit.

He smelled like a rotten sandwich and a wet sock. He needed a shite.

She came in and the whole room backed away. She needed a shite.

A need a shite is when you’re so full of crappiness you could make a dog run away. It’s like you’re the most stinkin’ person ever.

He came in and the whole class started holding their noses. He needed a shite.

I had three sodas and a bag of chips. I needed a shite so bad I could scream.

She walked in and the teacher said, 'We need to talk about the smell.' She needed a shite.

A need a shite is when you’re so full of bad stuff you could make a whole city stink. It’s like you’re the dirtiest person in the galaxy.

He had a bag of chips, a burger, and a soda. He needed a shite so bad he could shake the Earth.

She came in and the whole office started using air freshener. She needed a shite.

He walked in and the dog ran out. He needed a shite.