A national eat a banana day
On October 18th you have to chomp on a banana and then you can mock your friends until they’re bananas themselves.
I ate a banana and my friend ate 20. He turned green and cried. I called him a minion and he cried more.
I told my dog he had to eat a banana and he ate my shoe. I called him a minion and he called me a f***ing idiot.
I ate a banana and my sister ate 20. She turned into a minion and she took my lunch money.