A national eat a banana day

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Every year on October 18th you gotta chow down at least one banana so you can laugh at your friends while they’re crapping themselves from eating too many.

My cousin ate 12 bananas and cried like a baby. I called him a minion. He still hates me.

I told my teacher I was gonna eat 10 bananas and she said I was a disgrace. I ate 15 and she got fired.

I challenged my dog to eat a banana and he ate my face. That’s how I got a minion nickname.

by Slangipedia 15d ago

On October 18th you have to eat one banana and then you can brag about it like you’re the king of the fruit world.

I ate one banana and my friend ate 20. I called him a minion. He threw a banana at me.

My mom made me eat a banana and then she ate 10. I told her she was a minion and she yelled at me.

I ate one banana and my brother ate 100. He called me a minion and I called him a f***ing banana monster.

by Slangipedia 15d ago

On October 18th you have to chomp on a banana and then you can mock your friends until they’re bananas themselves.

I ate a banana and my friend ate 20. He turned green and cried. I called him a minion and he cried more.

I told my dog he had to eat a banana and he ate my shoe. I called him a minion and he called me a f***ing idiot.

I ate a banana and my sister ate 20. She turned into a minion and she took my lunch money.

by Slangipedia 15d ago