A n P Cert
A guy gets his A&P Cert when he gives a girl a double tap like she’s a hot dog and he’s the grill.
He said, 'I just got my A&P Cert. You’re the best.'
She replied: 'You gave me my A&P Cert. I’m giving you a standing ovation.'
He posted on Instagram: 'Got my A&P Cert today. I’m a legend.'