A n P Cert

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When a guy grabs a girl’s butt and crotch like she’s a juicy burger. He earns his A&P Cert like he passed a test with a whoopee cushion.

He slammed the door behind him and yelled, 'I got my A&P Cert!'

She laughed so hard she fell off the couch. 'That was an A&P Cert for sure.'

He texted her: 'You just gave me my A&P Cert. I’m certified.'

A guy gets his A&P Cert when he gives a girl a double tap like she’s a hot dog and he’s the grill.

He said, 'I just got my A&P Cert. You’re the best.'

She replied: 'You gave me my A&P Cert. I’m giving you a standing ovation.'

He posted on Instagram: 'Got my A&P Cert today. I’m a legend.'

When a guy hits a girl’s butt and crotch so hard it feels like he took a bite out of a pie. He’s got his A&P Cert like he just passed the final exam.

He said, 'I just got my A&P Cert. You’re my favorite teacher.'

She texted him: 'You gave me my A&P Cert. I’m giving you an A+.'

He posted on Twitter: 'Got my A&P Cert. I’m a master.'

A guy gets his A&P Cert when he gives a girl a double tap that makes her feel like she’s been hit with a meatball sub.

He said, 'I just got my A&P Cert. You’re my favorite lunch.'

She replied: 'That was a meatball sub of an A&P Cert.'

He tweeted: 'Got my A&P Cert. I’m a meatball legend.'

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He said, 'I just got my A&P Cert. I’m a superhero.'

She replied: 'That was the best A&P Cert I’ve ever had.'

He posted on TikTok: 'Got my A&P Cert. I’m a certified hero.'

A guy gets his A&P Cert when he hits a girl’s butt and crotch like it’s a final exam and he’s the top student.

He said, 'I just got my A&P Cert. I’m the top student.'

She replied: 'That was the best A&P Cert I’ve ever seen.'

He posted on Instagram: 'Got my A&P Cert. I’m a genius.'