a mudgepacker
A man who’s too scared to be out and about because he’s gay and secretly wants to be on a soap opera. He lifts weights like a lunatic, sings the theme song of a show he thinks he’s from, and pretends he’s not obsessed with guys with weird ears and weird faces.
He asked a guy with a weird face out on a date and got laughed at.
He weightlifts while singing the theme song to a show he doesn’t even watch.
He told his gym buddy, ‘I’m not gay, I’m just trying to look like a character from Home and Away!’