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A fag who hides his gayness by dyeing his hair blonde and pretending he’s from a stupid Aussie soap. He lifts weights like a maniac because he’s too embarrassed to admit he likes boys and sings the show’s theme song while imagining having gay sex with a guy who has weird ears and a weird face.
"I’m not gay, I’m just trying to look like a character from Home and Away!", said no one ever.
He screamed the theme song at the gym while lifting 200 pounds.
He tried to flirt with a guy who looked like a deformed alien and failed miserably.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A man who’s too scared to be out and about because he’s gay and secretly wants to be on a soap opera. He lifts weights like a lunatic, sings the theme song of a show he thinks he’s from, and pretends he’s not obsessed with guys with weird ears and weird faces.
He asked a guy with a weird face out on a date and got laughed at.
He weightlifts while singing the theme song to a show he doesn’t even watch.
He told his gym buddy, ‘I’m not gay, I’m just trying to look like a character from Home and Away!’
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A man who’s too embarrassed to be gay, so he dyes his hair blonde and sings the theme song of a stupid Aussie soap. He lifts weights like a madman, probably because he’s too ashamed to admit he likes boys with weird ears and weird faces.
He asked a guy with a weird face out on a date and got laughed at.
He lifted weights while screaming the theme song at the top of his lungs.
He told his friend, ‘I’m not gay, I’m just trying to look like a character from Home and Away!’
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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