a mudgepacker
A man who’s too embarrassed to be gay, so he dyes his hair blonde and sings the theme song of a stupid Aussie soap. He lifts weights like a madman, probably because he’s too ashamed to admit he likes boys with weird ears and weird faces.
He asked a guy with a weird face out on a date and got laughed at.
He lifted weights while screaming the theme song at the top of his lungs.
He told his friend, ‘I’m not gay, I’m just trying to look like a character from Home and Away!’