A MR P
A Mr P is a man who'll steal your girl, lock you in a cupboard while he farts and fucks your woman. He also drives like a grandma in the school zone from 8-9 and 3-4.
My ex stole my girlfriend and locked me in a closet. Then he farted the whole time he was with her.
He drives slower than my grandma in the school zone.
He tried to lock me in a cupboard and forgot the key.