A MR P

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A Mr P is a man who'll steal your girl, lock you in a cupboard while he farts and fucks your woman. He also drives like a grandma in the school zone from 8-9 and 3-4.
My ex stole my girlfriend and locked me in a closet. Then he farted the whole time he was with her.
He drives slower than my grandma in the school zone.
He tried to lock me in a cupboard and forgot the key.
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The God of Quick Writes is a guy who writes so fast, he could write a novel during a bathroom break.
He wrote a whole essay during lunch.
He finished my test before I even opened my pencil.
He wrote a book in the time it took me to read it.
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A dude who changed my life and the lives of others. He was the best teacher anyone could ask for. He could brighten up your day with just a smile or a funny joke. He will be missed.
He made math fun, even when I failed.
He told jokes so good, I forgot to do my homework.
He was the only teacher who didn’t yell at me.
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God of quick writes is a guy who writes so fast, he could write a novel during a bathroom break.
He finished my essay before I even started.
He wrote a whole paragraph while I was still thinking about the question.
He wrote so fast, my brain couldn’t keep up.
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When a man's wife leaves him for a pig is when he gets replaced by a pig, and he’s too sad to even eat his own food.
My dad got replaced by a pig, and now he just stares at the wall.
He got left for a pig and now he eats sand for breakfast.
He got dumped by his wife for a pig and now he’s a sad man.
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Short for Mr. Pumpkin Cat is a Scottish fold cat who’s so famous, he could probably get a job on TV.
He’s famous for being cute and doing silly stuff.
He’s on the internet and he’s adorable.
He’s got more followers than my mom.
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A word to describe a guy who is an absolute legend is someone so cool, even the sky admires him.
He’s so cool, even the sky admires him.
He’s a legend, like a superhero without the cape.
He’s the best, like the best of the best.
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