a moses
A cool guy who tricked a bunch of dumb Egyptians into thinking he was a king. He ran away after killing one of them. He’s so cool, he should’ve been in the Bible with Jesus.
Moses said, 'Let my people go!' and the Egyptians had no idea what that meant.
He crossed the Red Sea like it was a hot tub.
Moses was so cool, even the Bible had to take notes.