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A poop so long and thick it floats like a boat on the toilet water. When you flush, it doesn't go down, it stays there like a bridge. It’s like Moses split the Red Sea, but with crap.
My lunch was so bad, my poop split the Red Sea and I floated to work.
I took such a big dump, it looked like a highway on the toilet.
My poop was so long, it had a GPS and a driver.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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A chill guy who likes to keep things real. He’s not loud, but he’s smart. He’s the guy who’ll back you up when you need it, even if he’s too shy to talk about it.
Moses was the only one who knew my secret and didn’t tell anyone. He just nodded.
He said I was dumb, but he was right. That’s why I liked him.
Moses didn’t talk much, but when he did, he said the truth.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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A hot guy with abs like a brick wall and a butt that could lift weights. He’s got cool cars, cool gadgets, and he knows how to make a woman feel like a queen in bed. Don’t mess with him, he’s got claws.
Moses walked in, and the whole bar got quiet. He had a car that could beat a cop.
He gave me a massage, and I felt like I was in heaven.
Moses had a smile that could make a nun blush and a back that could break a brick.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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A cool guy who tricked a bunch of dumb Egyptians into thinking he was a king. He ran away after killing one of them. He’s so cool, he should’ve been in the Bible with Jesus.
Moses said, 'Let my people go!' and the Egyptians had no idea what that meant.
He crossed the Red Sea like it was a hot tub.
Moses was so cool, even the Bible had to take notes.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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A man who can make a woman cum so hard, she might pass out. He’s got the charm of a snake and the stamina of a bull. He’s also a man whore, but who’s counting?
Moses came in, and I couldn’t even walk for a week.
He had me going like I was on a rollercoaster.
He’s the guy who makes girls forget their own names.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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A smart guy who’s super loyal to his friends. He’s got a brain like a supercomputer, but he also hums Christmas songs when he’s bored. He’ll yell at you if you don’t know what capitalism is.
Moses knew my secret, and he kept it like it was a treasure.
He hummed 'Jingle Bells' in the middle of a math test.
He yelled at me for not knowing what capitalism was. I still don’t.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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The most stylish Jew in the whole world. He’s like Jesus, but with better fashion sense. He’s also like Woody Allen, but with more confidence.
Moses wore a suit to the grocery store and got a free sandwich.
He laughed at my jokes like they were gold.
He’s the only Jew who can beat Woody Allen in a rap battle.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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