A mono
Mono is the STD you get when you only went as far as first base and now you’re stuck with a sore throat and no life
Got mono from first base. Now I have a sore throat. #firstbasestd #monotrauma
Only went to first base and now I have mono. #firstbasefail #monoqueen
Got mono from first base. I’m a sore throat monster now. #firstbaselife #monolife