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Pulling a mono is when you shit yourself on a ghost train because you were too much of a baby to handle it

Bro pulled a mono on the ghost train ride. Still crying about it. #ghosttraintrauma #monoqueen

Shit yourself on the ghost train? That’s a mono. #screamingintheback #monoaddict

That kid pulled a mono and now the ghost train won’t stop laughing. #monohell #ghosttrainlife

Mono is that disease you get when you’re too dumb to not kiss everyone in your school and now you’re stuck with a sore throat and no life

Kissed 5 people at school and now I have mono. Thanks, Karen. #kissingdisease #monooverload

Mono is just the kiss disease. I got it from my crush. #crushdisease #monoqueen

Kissed my teacher and now I have mono. #teacherkiss #monoannihilation

The playlist that beat your favs is the playlist that made your life a nightmare

My favs got beat by this playlist. It’s a mono. #playlistwar #favsdefeated

That playlist just beat my favs. I’m a mono now. #playlisttrauma #monowars

My favs got destroyed by this playlist. It’s a mono. #playlistbattles #monoqueen

Mono is when you get a sore throat, swollen glands, and feel like you got ran over by a bus

Mono is the worst. I got a sore throat, swollen glands, and felt like I got ran over. #monoqueen #sicklife

Got mono and now I look like a swollen potato. #sorethroat #monotrauma

Mono hit me like a bus. I’m a swollen potato now. #monowars #sicklife

A red half zip is the shirt you wear when you’re too lazy to put on real clothes

Wore my red half zip and got called a mono. #halfziplife #lazyoutfit

My red half zip is my go-to when I’m too lazy to dress. #halfzipqueen #monolife

Wearing my red half zip and feeling like a mono. #halfzipvibes #lazyvibes

Mono is the STD you get when you only went as far as first base and now you’re stuck with a sore throat and no life

Got mono from first base. Now I have a sore throat. #firstbasestd #monotrauma

Only went to first base and now I have mono. #firstbasefail #monoqueen

Got mono from first base. I’m a sore throat monster now. #firstbaselife #monolife

Mono is the mixtape that makes your heart feel like it’s being healed by a god

Listening to mono and my heart feels healed. #mixtapemagic #healedbygod

Mono is the mixtape that healed my broken heart. #mixtapemagic #healed

That mixtape healed my heart. I’m a mono believer. #mixtapemagic #healedbybts