A mono
Mono is that disease you get when you’re too dumb to not kiss everyone in your school and now you’re stuck with a sore throat and no life
Kissed 5 people at school and now I have mono. Thanks, Karen. #kissingdisease #monooverload
Mono is just the kiss disease. I got it from my crush. #crushdisease #monoqueen
Kissed my teacher and now I have mono. #teacherkiss #monoannihilation