a mofo gift
A watch you get from your bro after he flew 3500 miles just to hand it to you the day before Valentine’s, then left like he was running from the cops.
He flew 3500 miles for a watch. Then he left. Like, why?
My bro came all the way for a watch. Then he left. Like, what?
He flew from Canada to Texas for a watch. Then he left. Like, what the hell?