a mofo gift

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A stupid watch you get from your bro when he flew 3500 miles just to hand it to you the day before Valentine's, then left like a mofo the next day.
My bro flew from California to Texas for a watch? I got it. Then he left me hanging.
He flew all the way just to give me a watch. Then he left me the next day. What a mofo.
He flew 3500 miles for a watch. Then he left. I was like, what?
by Slangipedia 23d ago
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A watch you get from your bro when he flew halfway across the world to give it to you, then left like he had somewhere to be.
My bro flew from New York to Florida for a watch. Then he left me. What a mofo.
He came all the way for a watch. Then he left. I was like, why?
He flew from Chicago to Miami for a watch. Then he left. What was that about?
by Slangipedia 23d ago
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A watch you get from your bro after he flew 3500 miles just to hand it to you the day before Valentine’s, then left like he was running from the cops.
He flew 3500 miles for a watch. Then he left. Like, why?
My bro came all the way for a watch. Then he left. Like, what?
He flew from Canada to Texas for a watch. Then he left. Like, what the hell?
by Slangipedia 23d ago
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