a mofo gift
A watch you get from your bro when he flew halfway across the world to give it to you, then left like he had somewhere to be.
My bro flew from New York to Florida for a watch. Then he left me. What a mofo.
He came all the way for a watch. Then he left. I was like, why?
He flew from Chicago to Miami for a watch. Then he left. What was that about?