A Mirage
A mirage is a fake marriage you think is real because you’re high on love and hormones, but when the lights go out, you realize it was just a bunch of brain farts and bad decisions.
I married my ex because I thought we were soulmates, turns out we just had really bad communication and a shared love of pizza.
My brain told me I was in love, but my wallet told me I was being scammed.
I thought we were going to be together forever, but now I just have to pay alimony and my ex still texts me at 2 a. m.