A Mirage

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A mirage is a hot mess you think is hot from afar but when they get close you realize they’re just a sweaty, smelly mess who probably smells like old pizza and regret.
I thought that guy was a 10, turns out he’s a 2 with a bad haircut and a worse attitude.
She looked like a goddess from across the parking lot, but up close she was just a girl who hadn’t washed her socks in a month.
That guy looked like a model from 50 yards away, but when he walked up, I realized he was just a guy who hadn’t showered since 2017.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A mirage is a fake marriage you think is real because you’re high on love and hormones, but when the lights go out, you realize it was just a bunch of brain farts and bad decisions.
I married my ex because I thought we were soulmates, turns out we just had really bad communication and a shared love of pizza.
My brain told me I was in love, but my wallet told me I was being scammed.
I thought we were going to be together forever, but now I just have to pay alimony and my ex still texts me at 2 a. m.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A mirage is a guy with a fancy haircut, a cool shirt, and the ability to make you laugh until you cry, but he also fights in the outlands with a hologram like he’s trying to be the next big thing.
He walks in with a hologram and a smile, and I instantly fall for him.
He fights with a hologram like he’s trying to be the next big legend.
He makes jokes so good I forgot to breathe for 10 minutes.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A mirage is a character who uses decoys to escape, trick enemies, and basically make your life harder because he’s cool and you’re not.
He sends a decoy, and I get distracted by it while he sneaks up behind me.
He used a decoy to trick me into thinking he was dead, but he just cloaked and walked away.
He used his ultimate and I was left there, confused and slightly jealous.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A mirage is a girl who’s all about the drama, puts on a show, and always gets hurt because she’s too soft to stand up for herself.
She cried when she fell off a cliff, but she still took the blame for the whole team.
She always says she’s tough, but the moment someone says something mean, she breaks down.
She fights for others, but she never fights for herself.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A mirage is a guy who simp’s over any girl named Cathy, Clara, or Courtney and is basically a walking love letter to all of them.
He texts Clara every day and calls her his queen.
He simp’s over Cathy so hard he forgot to eat lunch.
He’s so into Courtney he’s basically her personal fan club.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A mirage is a fake oasis you think is real when you’re dying of thirst, but when you get there it’s just a bunch of sand and regret.
I thought there was water in the desert, but it was just a mirage and my hope.
I walked for hours thinking there was an oasis, but I just found a pile of rocks.
I got all excited, only to find out there was no water, just my stupidity.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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