A million billion - A number so big it's basically a quadrillion. But with more

A number so big it's basically a quadrillion. But with more attitude.

The teacher asked for a number. I said a million billion. The teacher said quadrillion. I said that’s just a number with no personality.

He said he had a quadrillion dollars. I said that’s just a million billion with a bad haircut.

They said they had a quadrillion problems. I said that’s just a million billion with a side of drama.