A million billion

I told you I had a million billion dollars. You said I was full of it. I proved it by buying the whole damn moon.

My mom said I had a million billion problems. I said she was full of it. She said I was full of her.

He said he had a million billion reasons to hate me. I said he was full of reasons. He said I was full of him.

She went to the store for a snack. Came back with a million billion bags of chips.

He said he was going to fix the car. He ended up rebuilding the whole damn neighborhood.

He said he had a million billion plans for the weekend. All I saw was a pile of pizza boxes.

The teacher asked for a number. I said a million billion. The teacher said quadrillion. I said that’s just a number with no personality.

He said he had a quadrillion dollars. I said that’s just a million billion with a bad haircut.

They said they had a quadrillion problems. I said that’s just a million billion with a side of drama.

I told you the answer was a million billion. You said you didn’t know. I said you were blind. You said I was obvious.

He said he was going to win the game. I said obviously. He said obviously, but he still lost.

The question was, ‘What is the biggest number?’ I said a million billion. She said obviously. I said obviously, but I still got it right.