A Metric Frig Ton - A fancy way of saying a ton that only matters if you're from

A fancy way of saying a ton that only matters if you're from Prince Edward Island and you're trying to sound smart.

My mom said the snow was a metric frig ton. I said it was just a lot and she said I was too lazy to measure it.

At the grocery store, the guy asked if I wanted a metric frig ton of apples. I said no, I just wanted a bag.

I used the term metric frig ton in a test and got it wrong. The teacher said I was being too PEI.