A Metric Frig Ton

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A unit of measurement only Prince Edward Islanders use because they think the rest of Canada is too stupid to understand regular tons.

My cousin from PEI said the lobster was a metric frig ton. I told him to go back to the island and eat it.

The teacher asked why we used metric frig tons. I said because we're all a little nuts.

My friend tried to bring a metric frig ton of donuts to school. The principal threw them out.

A fancy way of saying a ton that only matters if you're from Prince Edward Island and you're trying to sound smart.

My mom said the snow was a metric frig ton. I said it was just a lot and she said I was too lazy to measure it.

At the grocery store, the guy asked if I wanted a metric frig ton of apples. I said no, I just wanted a bag.

I used the term metric frig ton in a test and got it wrong. The teacher said I was being too PEI.

A made-up unit of weight that only Prince Edward Islanders know about and they use it to confuse everyone else.

My PEI friend said the pizza was a metric frig ton. I said it was just big and he said I was a city person.

In PEI, they measure everything in metric frig tons. Even their coffee.

I tried to use metric frig ton in a text. My friend said I was being too islandy.